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06: I bloody love these guys (0)
02: I’ve never seen hail before in Melbourne (0)

30: A defaced sign on my street (0)
28: Still coughing (0)
18: The best part of ‘Street Kings’ was in the first 5 minutes… (0)
17: Eggstatic to be in college while I am on my term break! (0)
16: I am not sure if I am more excited about the new film or this… (0)
12: Possibly one of the coolest bars I have been to in a while… (0)
11: This is one reason why I love my Big Bro… (0)
10: “Would all guests please come in from the open decks as there is a tornado approaching the ship” (0)
05: Where will you spend eternity? (0)
04: The search for true love begins outside the box (0)
03: You calling me a jive turkey? (0)
02: For when we get older! (0)

31: Our last practical…that has to be something to celebrate! (0)
29: Ah the good old running man (0)
28: iPhone nightmare (0)
27: Fireside Bellows (0)
24: Talking Cats…so cute (0)
21: Today was indeed a good friday! (0)
20: Brick Lane (0)
16: A person’s a person, no matter how small (0)
15: Oli’s 1st Birthday (0)
14: A new start (0)
13: Can you solve the puzzle? (0)
12: I was the only one laughing at this in the cinema (0)
06: Black Balloon (0)
05: I’ll call you on Monday and we’ll go shopping. Anything we can’t buy, we’ll make. Anything we can’t make, we’ll steal! (0)
04: …and blown sugar today… (0)
03: Today we made pulled sugar (0)
02: My Mother would have kicked my ass as a child! (0)
01: Mohamed is off his Fayed (0)

February 2008

26: Sugar Showpiece (0)
25: Every freeking Oscars I get scheduled to work…or I am stuck in somewhere hideous…like Qatar! (0)
24: Enjoying the nice weather while it’s here… (0)
23: Just (0)
22: This is my first torture (0)
20: Let your imagination set you free (0)
19: Licence to Thrill (0)
18: I really like the new England away shirt… (0)
17: I got a strange feelin’ somebody’s bein’ hustled (0)
15: Happy 63rd Birthday Mum (0)
12: Sweet toast of mine (0)
11: You see all sorts on the train… (0)
10: I should have just rode my bike… (0)
09: Even funnier than last time (0)
07: Extra Cheese is 2 dollars (0)
06: Ready For The Floor (0)
05: Hear today gone tomorrow (0)
04: Soda Pop (0)
03: Pride March…this time without the rain (0)
02: I love living here… (0)
01: Nice to win something for once… (0)

January 2008

31: It’s been a while since I have loved Kylie’s new video’s (0)
30: Johnny Clash (0)
29: So childish but SO much fun… (0)
28: These are great gifts… (0)
27: A 5 year catch up (0)
25: Shake your groove thing (0)
24: Why didn’t someone bring out a prepaid credit card years ago? (0)
22: There is a way to be good again (0)
19: I never want to see you… (0)
17: This is one doodle that can’t be un-did, homeskillet (0)
14: American imperialism in Iraq (0)
13: Pretty Kitten (2)
12: Finally I found out who sent me flowers… (0)
11: 20 Percent (0)
10: This is exactly what I am planning on doing… (0)
09: The waiting game… (0)
08: Nice and nasty nurses! (0)
07: Again back in… (0)
06: Relaxing in the beer garden (0)
04: Very Sad (0)
03: I wish I could do this to members of the public sometimes… (0)
02: Boredom Boom (0)
01: Happy New Year (0)

December 2007

31: I am excited about this year being over! (0)
30: RIP Phil (0)
28: Home Time! (0)
27: Test Day! (0)
26: Having a bit too much fun! (0)
25: Merry Christmas? (0)
24: My longest day ever! (0)
23: Scary Day (0)
22: One drink too many! (0)
21: You name it, we shoot it (0)
19: A bit of 19th Century Erotica in the afternoon never hurt anyone! (0)
18: This time last year Volunteers were fighting over slippers! (0)
17: “We haven’t got a button to push that says miracle.” (0)
16: Steph, thank you for your card… (1)
15: Poor Lateesha (0)
14: Who does that Bee think he is? (0)
10: Shaky can cheer anyone up! (0)
08: Maybe Britain should revert back to the old days and just send all the criminals to Australia (0)
07: Was the Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem Band based on these guy’s… (0)
06: Amy winehouse killed my hamster (0)
05: Happiness is only real when shared (0)
04: Happy 10th Birthday Jake (0)
03: Do You Remember? (0)
02: Clearly some people are over it! (0)
01: Glorious Weather (0)

November 2007

28: It’s like it was drawn on her… (0)
27: Thankfully no rescue was needed! (0)
26: “Why do we not drink rats’ milk, cats’ milk or dogs’ milk?” (0)
25: Know when to walk away, Know when to run (1)
24: When working in Hospitality you expect to hear insane things from people but… (0)
23: Do I really look like this? (0)
22: This rocks… (0)
21: We are a little bit obsessed! (0)
20: One Thousand Terrible Things Australian Men Have Said About Women (0)
17: Not trying to be a Christmas Grump or anything… (0)
14: Did it really need to be made? Not really! (0)
13: Heart of Stone (0)
12: Happy 12th Birthday Sam (0)
11: No 2 Passage (0)
10: Forget Mo-vember…it’s Ho-vember (0)
08: Well there is two hours of my life that I will never get back!! (0)
07: Just one of those days… (0)
06: Across The Universe (0)
05: Could it be Braveheart all over again? (0)
04: The great Melbourne sleep in… (0)
03: 2nd Double (0)
02: This is so sad… (0)
01: Love Will Tear Us Apart (0)

October 2007

31: Thankfully no parking ticket today! (0)
28: Tsunamarama, which was about the tsunami tragedy, set to the music of Bananarama (0)
27: Thankfully I didn’t choke on a sausage this time! (0)
26: I haven’t laughed so much in ages… (0)
25: Things you probably don’t know… (0)
24: Butterfingers (1)
22: Bloomin Marvellous (0)
21: 31°…the temp is rising (0)
19: 20° (0)
16: I have been overdosing on Grays Anatomy! (0)
15: “Chuffin’ Nora, lass! Can I get you a half of Tetley’s?” (0)
12: What is Kylie saying? (0)
11: 2 Hearts (0)
10: Peachy (0)
09: Where I Stood (0)
08: Halle Tosis (0)
07: Death at a funeral (0)
06: The Kingdom (0)
05: Can’t believe they are dancing to flaunt it (0)
04: On & Off (0)
03: In the news… (1)
02: Marzipan (0)
01: ‘Keep it real’ (0)

September 2007

30: Clearly Australia isn’t the only place that has an obsession with poo (1)
29: Grand Final Day (0)
28: Shouldn’t say it but I hate the rain (0)
27: Irina Palm (0)
25: Pure Genius (0)
24: New Day (0)
23: Pupils will set their own homework, mark it, then decide what gets asked in exams, making this the best thing to happen to schoolkids since caning was banned (0)
22: For Children 4 and up… (0)
21: Shay & Michael’s Birthday (0)
19: Feeling Very Old (0)
18: A little bit smaller this time… (0)
17: Why Sad Things Happen in the Middle East (0)
16: Lazy Sunday (0)
15: Yes, tacky but good… (0)
13: Thought I’d hate it, but I loved it… (0)
12: I bought new shoes yesterday (0)
11: Not quite petite enough… (0)
10: Britain is on track to raise the next generation of granny-mugging thugs, with over 3,000 crimes being committed by kids under ten (0)
09: I want your soul (0)
08: APEC fun (0)
07: After the Ratatouille (0)
06: This looks amazing… (0)
05: I am popcorn (0)
04: Bourne (0)
03: Saga Louts (0)

August 2007

30: No Reservations (0)
29: What a beautiful day… (1)
28: Taking pet loving to the next level, an Aussie woman has been shagged to death by her pet camel (0)
27: It’s getting back to T-shirt weather (0)
25: Old friends (0)
23: So much great new music out there (0)
21: Lived it! Loved it! (0)
20: Two dollars… (0)
19: “if you’re good enough, you’re old enough” (0)
18: Everything today came out really well… (0)
17: My Secret Shame… (0)
15: If you’ve ever had fantasies about passionately licking Angelina Jolie or Brad Pitt, now you can – sort of… (0)
14: It’s a sign… (0)
13: This is brilliant… (0)
12: 31…yikes! (0)
11: It’s nice when things go right… (0)
10: Very Sad indeed… (0)
09: You’re having a laugh! (0)
08: I am surprised she is still around (0)
07: Inappropriate Behaviour by Ivana Filyaboobie (0)
06: “A family day in Muff?” (0)
05: This could possibly make me watch Desperate Housewives again… (0)
02: Zwartboek (0)
01: “The less care they give them, the more money they make.” (0)

30: “Hello, I know I haven’t called you since 1802.” (0)
29: Not if, but when! (0)
28: Framing (0)
27: Another Doha meet…this time for Nanine (0)
26: The founding fathers of Australia: The story of convicts shipped to the New World (0)
25: Spiderpig (0)
24: Look how dirty our cars were in Doha! (0)
23: Loose- limbed person to fit into a 2ft high laboratory bottle (0)
22: Little Sparrow (0)
21: Happy 36th Birthday Big Bro (0)
21: I hate missing the train for college… (0)
19: Vom Voms (0)
18: The Downpour (0)
17: It felt this cold today (0)
16: We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area (0)
15: Today I was missing home a lot (0)
14: These turned out great! (0)
13: This puppy is so cute! (0)
12: Don’t worry Hermione. I’ll go easy on you (0)
11: Does it drive you home via the kebab shop when you’re pissed? (0)
10: Protected postings (0)
09: Of course the Decepticons were in Qatar! (0)
08: Best prank EVER…for Lou…not me! (0)
07: I am ‘competent’ (0)
06: This is how I woke up this morning… (0)
04: I won’t say it but it rhymes with shmashmortion (0)
03: “Just Do It” (0)
02: Lou, this if for you… (0)
01: The Smiths are everywhere! (2)

30: I am not sure if you remember this following posting… (0)
29: DIY Glasto (3)
28: Oh Dear, another stupid TURD in charge of the UK! (0)
27: Curvy (1)
26: Australian tourist Q&A (0)
25: “We’re not a bunch of f**king travelling salesman…We were like ‘no f**king way.’ It would have got us noticed of course but we’d have lost our self-respect.” (0)
24: Fauteuils d’orchestre (0)
23: Happy Birthday Dad (0)
22: Uncle Rico (0)
21: Fiona O’Loughlin is so funny… (0)
20: Nobody move! I’ve dropped me brain (0)
18: They shoud learn to right proper English (0)
17: Happy Fathers Day Dad…Hope you had a great day xx (0)
16: Still can’t quite get the chocolate perfect, but oh well! (1)
15: There’s an actual bomb that turns you gay. Imagine. (0)
14: These kids were great… (0)
11: Street View (0)
10: The Slab (0)
09: Rumours that the DVD version will show special features including Kylie in the shower and Kylie working out in the nude are, unfortunately, complete and utter rubbish (0)
08: ‘Australianised’ tokens (0)
07: SoundKILDA (0)
05: SKFF (0)
04: Expect to see eastern European babies having their own float complete with pink boas and Kylie Minogue blasting from the stereo at the next Mardi Gras (0)
02: Yesterday was the official first day of winter…my first winter in Australia (0)
01: Every little helps (0)

30: Noise (0)
28: “this one’s away with the fairies.” (0)
27: Me And My Imagination (0)
26: I cannot WAIT to see the Scrubs Musical episode… (0)
25: Swirls (1)
24: I know I am not supposed to talk about college but this was really cute and funny… (1)
23: Here’s a song by a gay guy… (0)
22: This is so so so wrong… (0)
21: ‘Are you going to pick A, B, C or D to eat?’ (0)
20: I’m in a New Jersey State of mind (0)
19: There’s more than one way to lose your life to a killer! (0)
18: New Blog Layout (2)
17: www.irn-bruaustralia.com (0)
16: Spam (0)
15: Breach (0)
13: Kind hearted souls in Sudan and Botswana are now sponsoring children in Newcastle and Glasgow, after a series of heart-wrenching TV adverts revealed that a diet of pies and chips actually isn’t enough to give you all the necessary daily nutrients
12: Happy Birthday Kimmy x (0)
11: Sprinkle Day! (0)
10: Another day shift (0)
09: This was what my day was like today… (0)
08: What’s with the bunnies? (0)
07: 10 fat British kids will hunt with Aboriginies on a new reality television show (0)
06: “We are gentle, we are kind, we work hard, we look after property, we listen to people, we are honest, we do not hurt anybody.” (0)
05: A year ago today I left for Doha! (0)
04: The time is gone, the song is over, thought I’d something more to say! (0)
03: Nothing at all to do with Wrestling! (0)
02: Walking home downhill is always a good thing! (0)
01: Top Secrets (0)

30: Heinze Means Trouble (0)
29: On A Clear Night (0)
28: More Tasty Treats! (0)
27: Some people obviously have no life! (0)
26: Close your eyes. Open your heart. (0)
25: Heartburn (0)
24: Magic Muffins (0)
23: The Irish are a nation of short-arses…they would have been even lower were it not for Niall Quinn single-handedly bringing the national average up by 5cm (2)
22: I had two heart attacks, an abortion, did crack…while I was pregnant. Other than that, I’m fine! (0)
21: Why my (other) wife Mags made my day today… (0)
19: Does it really matter what I think? (0)
18: Jess Jess Kimmy (0)
17: Though I can’t stand ‘The Smiths’ I do like this a lot (0)
16: The absolute textbook example of a body from Baywatch and a face from Crimewatch (1)
14: More goodies… (1)
13: Werewolf Women Of The S.S. (0)
12: Snoring like my Dad at the back of a cinema is not cool! (0)
11: Sunshite (0)
10: Unlike pure coke, Richards claimed that after he had his dad he had the sensation of wanting to do the gardening, watch Top Gear and buy a Volvo (1)
09: Priceless Choc Topping (0)
08: I know where I am going next Easter…the Philippines! (1)
07: Today IS a public holiday…f*cking deal with it people! (0)
06: This story made my day today… (0)
05: When the going gets rough, the buff get going (2)
04: Cherry Darling (0)
03: Music Matters (0)
02: Best Actress (0)
01: “We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together” (0)

31: Cookz (0)
30: Sick South Park (0)
29: Great pics Debs (0)
28: Steer (0)
27: 17 Reasons Why! (1)
26: “We’re bound for Chicago but we’re going to stop in Turkey because I fancy a kebab. Now how do you start this thing again?” (0)
25: Sexydrownwatch (0)
24: Social (0)
23: I Love Alberto (0)
22: Sadness in a bowl! (0)
21: Reasons To Be Cheerful (0)
20: Is Not Magazine (0)
19: ‘This is strange, it looks like a liver’ (0)
18: Comic Relief 2007 (0)
17: Longest Day (1)
16: Jog On! (0)
15: Congratulations Paul and Jane (0)
14: The Brooklyn Hustle (0)
12: “If you want a wash, go and jump in the sea” (1)
11: Closer each day…Home and Away! (0)
11: Cheap Drinking Spots around Melbourne (0)
10: Sticky Toffee Saturday (0)
09: YAY…Ho Bag & Weena are back in Mellers! (0)
08: We will never know! (0)
07: 400 and counting… (0)
06: …so, I got the job! (0)
05: A little confidence never hurt anyone! (0)
05: Ged and Pharrell (0)
04: “It’s £80 for half-an-hour which is a bit of everything” (0)
03: To be sure, to be sure…I AM ENGLISH! (0)
02: Ahhh, those familiar faces x (1)
01: How to be a better BITCH! (4)

February 2007

28: What would happen if I threw my mobile out the window? (0)
27: OMG I want this so much (0)
26: This is to blame for us being naughty! (2)
25: “Play One, and shut the f**k up about Africa” (1)
24: …BABY! (0)
22: May not be suitable for all audiences (0)
21: Something to keep you busy at work… (0)
20: Would be funny if they sold Onion Rings!! (0)
19: Step outside, the summertime’s in bloom… (0)
18: What happened to your blog Cath? (0)
17: Another hot one! (0)
15: Happy Birthday Mum…I Love You x (0)
14: Do you love VD too? (0)
13: Thank You to the following people… (0)
12: Is the red too much? (0)
11: The Inconvenient Backache (0)
10: I do have eyes you know! (0)
09: Relax, Take It Easy! (0)
08: Your Wife’s a Dyke! (0)
07: I swear to god, I saw a real life Marjorie Dawes today! (0)
06: Royal Society For The Prevention Of Cruelty To Kylie (0)
05: I love pain killers! (0)
03: Early Morning Shock! (0)
02: Jim’s Brazilians (0)
01: Strolling! (0)

January 2007

31: A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step (0)
30: Not on the same page! (0)
29: Real life indeed! (0)
28: The 1st Doha Meet (0)
27: Confusion!! (0)
26: If you ain’t first, you’re last! (0)
25: Router is working…YAY! (0)
24: I am your father… (0)
23: Do you follow? (0)
22: Top of the morning to you… (0)
21: Pride (0)
20: God I love walking along the street and hearing normal music again…not just the call to pray (0)
19: Start of Midsumma (0)
18: Still bloody hot! (0)
17: New Digs (0)
16: Too Hot! (0)
15: Phew, good to be back in Melbourne! (0)
13: Excess Stops (0)
12: Hallas…it’s over! (0)
10: Overheard in the Office (0)
09: Enshalla (0)
08: Aussies in Doha (0)
07: 1st Day back… (0)
06: One week left…or there about! (0)
05: Murali’s Thank You Video (0)
04: What do you do when you break a nail on a night out? Well that’s obvious, you call 999 of course (0)
03: What century are we in? Sometimes I forget in this place! (0)
02: Webb Bridge (0)
01: Happy New Year Everyone (0)

December 2006

31: For Times Gone By (0)
30: “We hope that receiving a Christmas card from the police may discourage some offenders from committing crime this Christmas” (0)
29: I guess no matter how good things are in life, you lose it all in the end (0)
28: Why can’t anything be easy here? (0)
27: Possibly one of the most stupid memo’s I have ever read! (0)
25: My Big Fat Greek Christmas (0)
24: Old King Faithful (0)
23: Clock in the shape of a Mosque with full Azar (0)
22: We’re all converting to Islam to not buy Christmas presents this year! (0)
21: 8 Shifts to go! (0)
20: Rules of Australian Etiquette (0)
19: I’m the geezer with the champagne getting Man Of The Match (0)
18: Sick of there being no Christmas spirit! (0)
17: Seventh Athletes’ Village Video (0)
16: Weeeeeee… (0)
15: Whirling dervishes (0)
14: Our story can now begin… (0)
13: How hard is it to scramble a fucking egg? (0)
12: Parking like a local! (0)
11: Shouldn’t you be shopping in Tesco? (0)
10: Backing up old photos (0)
09: Kazakhstan Team wearing blue hats! (0)
08: Translating a friends blog who insist on writing hers in German (0)
07: Come On Purple Pants! (0)
06: Sixth Athletes’ Village Video (0)
05: More festive than Roy Wood’s wardrobe and a pile of Cliff Richard number ones combined! (0)
05: “Greetings, pop pickers” (0)
04: Happy Birthday Jake (0)
03: Fifth Athletes’ Village Video (0)
02: Too much rain in Doha! (0)
01: Rock Em’ Sock Em’ (0)

November 2006

30: Tv for Asian Games (0)
29: Feeling Blue! (0)
28: Music I am loving at the moment (0)
27: Fourth Athletes’ Village Video (0)
26: How To Get An ASBO (0)
25: Rehearsals! (0)
24: Wind It Up (0)
23: Running Sands (0)
22: Creative (0)
21: Today it rained….YIPPEE! (0)
20: “Scissor Sisters” (0)
19: Call the new Village Keymaster on 5*5-4**6 (0)
18: Second Doha Athletes’ Village Video (0)
17: William Baker clearly has lost the plot! (0)
16: More Amazing Adverts for the games (0)
15: First Doha Athletes’ Village Video (0)
14: Busy Busy! (0)
13: Piss Off, We’re Full (0)
12: Happy 11th Birthday Sam (0)
11: The Showgirl must go on (0)
09: One thing I will miss about this place is the price of Petrol! (0)
08: Colour Accents (0)
06: Very sad I am going to miss the Kylie homecoming Tour!! (0)
05: The Day After Tomorrow could in fact be a vision of the not too distant future (0)
04: Forgive me for my absence (0)

October 2006

30: Phantom shitter (0)
29: Dance Sister Dance (0)
28: It’s a hard life playing pool! (0)
27: Put your hands up for Detroit (0)
26: When people drink too much, they say things like… (0)
25: We will never see this sort of money spent again on another games for a long time! (0)
24: My maps are finally done! (0)
23: I have sister. She is #4 prostitute in all of Kazakhstan! (0)
22: Monkey boys with monotone eyebrows? (0)
20: Just what is the Travelator in Wagga Wagga? (0)
19: Where is the remote? (0)
18: Rockin the ipod this week… (0)
17: Back in the days! (0)
16: Cure for baldness? (0)
15: My PC is being taken away from me tomorrow to be made into an Admin PC (0)
14: The Masterplan (0)
13: Happy 28th Steph (0)
12: The Love Generation (0)
11: Amazing Colours in Melbourne (0)
10: Do not come past this line (0)
10: Cute or cringe worthy? (0)
09: Kylie is back with Gonzo (0)
08: Getting excited about the games (0)
07: Andy, your hair rocks brother! (0)
06: The Look (0)
05: Yorkshire Airways (0)
04: Pimping in the Desert (0)
03: Party time in Doha (0)
02: Quotes (0)
01: Screech (0)

September 2006

30: Love the Fratellis (0)
29: Closed! (0)
28: Sandy…yes, I know! (0)
27: Have a break (0)
26: Big Dogs Poll (0)
25: “tricked” (0)
24: Ramadan Kareem (0)
23: Be ye not so stupid (0)
21: The History of the Middle Finger (0)
20: Going Round The Bend! (0)
19: Sheep Poo Cards (0)
18: And now in Chinese! (0)
16: This is how I feel about being at work on a Saturday! (0)
15: Feather boers and all! (0)
14: Ministry of Sand (0)
14: Working with idiots CAN kill you (0)
13: Finish (0)
12: Why am I Famous?, What Have I Done? and What Am I For? (0)
11: Where has the last 5 years gone? (0)
09: Burn Out! (0)
08: Bad Head (0)
07: Who let the dogs out? (0)
06: Job Specific Training (0)
05: Jarvis you are a beautiful boy (0)
04: Wye Eye Pet (0)
03: Not-so-bonnie Scotland (0)
02: Dannii Spoof…love it! (0)
01: No, I don’t feel like dancing, no sir, no dancing today (0)

August 2006

31: Give a dog a bone (0)
29: “It’s fantastic. With a microscope it looks just like Jesus in a shroud.” (0)
26: Fruity (0)
25: Doughnuts…is there anything they can’t do? (0)
24: Things you never knew your cellphone could do (0)
23: Only in Doha! (0)
22: Where is my 100 day muffin? (0)
21: “Euro-English” (0)
21: “It was more a horrorday than holiday.” (0)
20: You know you have lived in the Doha too long when: (0)
19: I can’t wait to hear Ta-Dah (0)
18: You know you are a lazy bastard when… (0)
17: Manchestaaahhh! (0)
16: Cross-country running should be banned as it is a type of child abuse! (0)
15: Hand On Your Heart (0)
14: I like Pizza! (0)
14: How to make a bacon sandwich, by Tony Ellis (0)
13: XXXX (0)
12: What if the wind changes? (0)
11: Shiny Buttons (0)
10: The games are everywhere! (0)
09: Total Carnage (0)
08: “Our dogs are fed on Jehovah’s Witnesses” (0)
07: Rawlings-Stein! (0)
05: 200804 (0)
04: I miss Simpson O’Clock! (0)
03: But why can’t you drive us? (0)
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01: Bravo (0)

31: Happy Birthday Ged (0)
30: “That’s not a knife, this is a knife!” (0)
29: Stop your moaning Carr! (0)
28: Blog Wars (0)
26: Happy People (0)
25: The Big Move (0)
24: I pity the fool (0)
22: I Carry Your Heart With Me (0)
21: Logic (0)
20: Ahoy! (0)
19: Mind your beeswax (0)
19: “I had to get a needle in my arse this morning. It was because I didn’t want to let you down, brothers and sisters.” (0)
18: We are effluent (0)
17: Peace and quiet today in the office (0)
16: I wanna see the interview!!! (0)
15: Mmmmmmmmmm YUM! (0)
14: Hard Yakka (0)
13: Hoff his head! (0)
12: Memoirs of a Gobshite (0)
10: The Best Variety of Yesterday and Today (0)
09: We Love Pie (0)
08: My New God (0)
07: I cannot believe it has finally been released! (0)
06: Sorry, I am excited about her return! (0)
05: When will it end! (0)
04: By Theo Walcott Esq aged 8 1/2 (0)
03: Fishbowl (0)
03: Dame Slap (0)
02: Has beens (0)
01: Holy hell my head is going to explode! (0)

30: Zee Germans and Zee Italians are through (0)
29: Deep Impact (0)
28: Pee and Poo (0)
27: This is how us Mancs do it! (0)
26: Hands up, baby, hands up, … (0)
25: Woo-Hoo! (0)
24: So, you think you can sing? (0)
23: Would you like meat with your hummus? (0)
23: Happy Birthday DAD (0)
22: Kim insisted on buying the largest ladel ever! (0)
20: Evacuate everyone!! (0)
20: “You’re pitiful, you’re pitiful, you’re pitiful, it’s true” (0)
19: Maths is as easy as π (0)
18: Super Dad (0)
18: Our house, in the middle of our street, Our house, lets hope we’re there more than a week! (0)
17: JJ (0)
17: Thanks for the joke Jess (0)
16: Are you worth the money you earn? (0)
15: Get together (0)
14: Hello, is it me your looking for? (0)
13: Shouldn’t you at least buy her breakfast? (0)
12: Always look on the bright side of life! (0)
11: Bullllllshit! (0)
10: I tried to discover, a little something to make me sweeter (0)
08: I need you to spin first Sista! (0)
07: 10,000 hits…woot! (0)
06: Do you have hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia? (0)
05: The Cook Up! (0)
04: “The Great Drain Robbers” (0)
03: Beetroot anyone? (0)
02: The Breakdown! (0)
02: No But Yeah But… (0)
01: Al Kahol (0)
01: Mishka likes pie…YAY! (0)

31: The Fishbowl (0)
30: Sex-for-visas (0)
29: The Mummy (0)
28: “Can I have your pin number please?” (0)
27: New Arrivals (0)
26: Taxi 422 (0)
25: Meet my friend JD (0)
24: Beep-Beep mmmm Beep-Beep YEAH! (0)
24: Just what are they trying to say about Bradford? (0)
23: I am not taking another bath until I get back to Manchester! (0)
22: “I would just ask the public to bear in mind that although there are disturbances in Afghanistan, that doesn’t mean that anybody has the right to come and live in Ireland.” (0)
21: Essential tips to get you through day-to-day life (0)
20: 5 finger discount (0)
19: No Broccoli! (0)
18: Leaving windows open near sand = a mess! (0)
17: How about Pie? (0)
17: “HP sauce is quintessentially British and should be made in this country.” (0)
16: “Your making it go back in” (0)
15: My Muffin! (0)
14: Rules of Engagement (0)
13: No trumpet playing on some streets in Doha! (0)
12: Hob Nobs (0)
11: Pie! (0)
10: “You know, even though we’ve watched Pretty Woman like thirty-six times, I never get tired of making fun of it” (0)
09: Bad Azz Mo-Fo’s (0)
08: Carnies, small hands…smell like cabbage! (0)
08: Two Shags (0)
07: Jesse, have you been modeling in Doha? (0)
06: “My Moment of Un-Truth” (0)
05: Yada Yada Blah Blah! (0)
04: It’s nearly D-Day Bitches…NINE! (0)
03: You just hate me cause I’m black! (0)
02: The Breakdown! (0)
02: His Royal Boozehound (0)
01: Don’t people know about the rule? (0)

30: Lateesha Rodriguez (0)
29: Is Brydie your real name? (0)
28: I got you Sista! (0)
27: Unlucky for Schapelle…20 (0)
26: NO dogs or cats allowed! (0)
25: Shizzle Dizzle! (0)
25: Mateship (0)
24: Publicity (0)
24: “Kids blow up so quickly these days.” (0)
23: Booo to cold weather! (0)
22: The door test! (0)
22: Share Your Fish With Everyone! (0)
21: A Nun and a Penis (0)
20: Be nice to your Mother (0)
19: YEAH! I AM THE KING OF GAY CHICKEN! (0)
18: I holla! (0)
18: Good Old Screw (0)
17: Crack! (0)
17: FADE (0)
16: Do you like pie? (0)
15: I lost at least a year off my life tonight! (0)
14: Th