Clearly Australia isn’t the only place that has an obsession with poo

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Morecambe goes to the extreem of writing it on City Council signs!

This picture pretty much summarises my whole two years in Morecambe :)

Nim, this is for you mate x

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Grand Final Day

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Geelong played a great game…unfortunately I had college and had exams, so by the time I got home it was a little late to meet up with Kim and the girls.

Freemasons - Uninvited (Featuring Bailey Tzuke)

Bomb The Secret (Intention) - Wideboys (Club Mix)

Love Is Gone - David Guetta featuring Chris Willis

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Shouldn’t say it but I hate the rain

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God forbid I complain about the rain…”as we need it now” but I want to get out on my bike and it’s no fun when it’s raining. Knowing me I would do myself an injury if I did.

I had an assignment that I totally forgot to do, so was a bit frustrated I had the night off and I spent the majority of it doing college work…oh well!

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Irina Palm

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I met up with my friend Jay this morning for lunch and then we headed down to Brighton to see Irina Palm. Everyone who has seen this film loved it, so I was quite interested to see what all the fuss was about…

Middle-aged Maggie must find a way to get enough money for her grandson’s lifesaving medical treatment. With all financial resources exhausted, Maggie tries her best to lift the dwindling hopes of her only son Tom and his wife Sarah.

When a “Hostess Wanted” sign catches her eye, Maggie naively stumbles into a city sex club. The true job description is quite a surprise for the respectable, middle-class widow, even if she isn’t a prude. But unskilled Maggie accepts this as her fastest way to urgently needed cash and her very last option, having already sold her own home to pay for little Olly’s hospital bills.

Shy Maggie has a rough start at “Sexy World,” more than just a train ride from her conservative suburb. Wisecracking colleague Luisa shows her the ropes and the two women strike a touching friendship. Tough guy owner Miki, a real ladies’ man, reveals a soft spot for dutiful Maggie, and transforms her into the much-in-demand and lucrative “Irina Palm.” Maggie courageously proves to herself that she’s not so old and useless after all.

Maggie’s double life quickly attracts the attention of her gossipy neighbors’ prying eyes. The headstrong woman remains steadfastly discreet, keeping the money’s origins secret from even her own suspicious son. But discovery is inevitable and Maggie must confront provincial hypocrisy’s ugly face, as well as question her own morals. As she holds her head high, gracious Maggie just might find more than family love…

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Pure Genius

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Family Guy Meets Starwars

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New Day

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Shapeshifters

Ida Corr Vs Fedde Le Grand - Let Me Think About It

Just Jack - No Time

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Pupils will set their own homework, mark it, then decide what gets asked in exams, making this the best thing to happen to schoolkids since caning was banned

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A SIXTH-form head told a pupil he was enjoying some extracurricular activity with not to scream “Yes, Sir!” during their cocaine-fuelled sex sessions, a court heard. It’s a pity that wasn’t the sort of lines we were given at school. Andrew Riley told the girl the outburst would put him off during sex. Surely the fact that you’re so coked up you can’t even get it up would be enough of a distraction. The court heard the married dad-of-two plied the A-level student with cocaine before they first had sex in June 2005. Prosecutors said the pupil was plied with drugs before their first romp in 2005, with Riley revealing his plans for their first night together in intimate chat room messages. In one he tells her: “Sex and coke is mind-blowing. You have to promise, in the height of passion you don’t scream, ‘Yes, Sir! Yes, Sir!’ because it will put me right off what I am doing.”

SUPERMARKET staff refused to sell wine to a 72-year-old man - because he couldn’t prove he was over 21. The check-out staff demanded Tony Ralls prove he was old enough to buy two bottles of wine. The silver-haired grandfather-of-three quite rightfully refused to prove that he was over 21 as it was a “stupid question.” Oil of Olay spokesman Ralls asked to see the manager of the store in the Wirral before collecting his zimmer frame and leaving without his grog. He said: “I felt like saying: ‘What do I look like? Are you a fool?’ He picks up the wine and, in the manner of a child taking home his ball, says: ‘Well, we won’t serve you.’ “It is bureaucracy gone mad. If the check-out lady, who was about 40, had asked me with a twinkle in her eye perhaps I would not have been so tetchy.”

THE SEEMINGLY contrived police effort to pin blame for the disappearance of Madeleine McCann on her parents has come to an end after cops in Portugal realised that there simply wasn’t any evidence to charge them with a crime. Police were trying to build a case against Kate and Gerry McCann after officially naming them as suspects in the case. They had been basing the accusations on DNA evidence found in a car hired by the couple weeks after their four-year-old went missing, but now say there is nothing to suggest they were involved. A spokesman for the couple said: “On the face of it, it does appear encouraging. It is a step in the right direction.”

A SOLDIER has landed himself in the shit after being caught selling the Queen’s guards’ legendary bearskin hats on eBay.
The staff sergeant is also accused of trying to sell guardsmen’s red tunics and even weapon parts.
Palace staff launched an investigation after the notoriously ridiculous looking headgear, worth £650 each, started showing up on the website.
The scamster, who works in the armoury at Victoria Barracks in Windsor Castle, was held and items were found in his house.
He faces losing his £35,000 salary and pension if charged and convicted and an insider said: “The allegations are extremely serious.
“A large number of items of kits including bearskins, boots and scarlet tunics had been stolen from men’s lockers which had been broken into, usually after dark.
“It’s a very long and complex investigation. Officers are going through eBay archives tracing what was up for auction. His computer is also being looked at.”

WITH MORE than 150 British servicemen already dead America is finally beginning to get its tiny little brain around what the war in Iraq was really all about – oil.
One of George Bush’s closest aides has now openly admitted that the 2003 invasion was in fact down to a hunt for the black gold.
Alan Greenspan, 81, who as chairman of the US Federal Reserve was the world’s most powerful banker, said that the hunt for WMD was never the real motive for the invasion - well that’ll be reassuring for the families of all those already dead.
Greenspan has now released his memoirs after retiring. He writes: “I am saddened that it is politically inconvenient to acknowledge what everyone knows. The Iraq war is largely about oil.”

US presidential hopeful Rudy Giuliani has slagged off the NHS on a recent visit to London.
The former mayor of New York said: “I had prostate cancer seven years ago. My chance of survival in the US is 82 per cent; my chance of survival if I was here in England is below 50 per cent.
“I think there’s something to the idea that there are many more private options driving the system that create altogether better results.”
Perhaps Mr. Giuliani should take a look at his own health system, which allows millionaire moneymen such as himself easy access to healthcare whilst those below the poverty line die from treatable illnesses.

A WOMAN squirted breast milk over a security guard in what has become a series of bizarre shoplifting techniques used by women.
Female thieves have been touching themselves up and smearing their DNA on anyone accusing them of shoplifting so they can claim they were sexually assaulted by their accusers – who says women don’t use sex as a weapon?
The sicko scroungers have been targeting shops in Leicester and think they have come up with the perfect way to get away with their crimes.
Graham Collins, from Citywatch - a Neighbourhood Watch-style group for businesses - said: “It started off with people picking their noses until they bleed and then accusing security staff of assault.
“Then, some female shoplifters began touching themselves intimately in an attempt to frame guards for sexual assault.
“The breast milk incident, we think, is part of the same thing and it’s all about them trying to turn the tables on security staff when they have been caught stealing.”

GOOD-FOR-NOTHING Cherie Blair is to cash in on the fact that her husband was a warmonger by writing a book about her time at number ten.
Cheeky Cherie will get a cool £1million for her warts-and-all story, which, unsurprisingly, will be released just in time for the Labour Party conference next year – which will be a metaphorical knee to the bollocks for arch nemesis Gordon Brown.
The book will chart Mrs Blair’s working class childhood in Liverpool and her rise to becoming a leading barrister before tumbling back town to earth again by marrying Blair.
We look forward to reading Cherie’s explosive revelations about the Brown and Blair relationship, the Iraq war and more crucially how many Cornish pasties John Prescott consumes in a day.

THE BBC are in trouble again – quite bizarrely this time over the naming of the Blue Peter cat.
In January last year the famous kids show got the new moggy and asked viewers to vote online for a name.
But it’s now been revealed that bosses didn’t like the eventual choice, thought to be Fanny Features, and just decided to call it Socks instead.
This is yet another phone competition scandal for the show and goes to show what a bunch of lying deceitful bastards the Beeb really are.

A FEMALE prison guard was filmed having wild sex with one of her old inmates.
Married truncheon loving Jacqueline Pegg was caught on camera romping with violent robber Bradley Tomkins – who, at 24, is 16 years her younger.
The blue movie was shot on the ex-con’s mobile phone and shows the warden doing a raunchy striptease before performing oral sex and other kinky acts.
Tomkins first met Jacqueline while he was serving a four-and a-half year stretch for aggravated robbery at Swinfen Hall Young Offenders’ Institution in Lichfield.
Wondering where Jacqueline left the keys to his handcuffs, Tomkins said: “She would always come to my cell and we just couldn’t stop it. We’d have this game where would she bend over for me and I had to guess whether she was wearing a thong or not.”

A STEVE Irwin wannabe fought off a 14 foot Burmese python - to save her pet dog.
British ex-pat Catherine Leonard, who lives in Hong Kong, kicked and punched the snake after seeing it wrap itself around her pet pooch, a mongrel called Poppy.
The very brave/very stupid, Ms Leonard was walking Poppy on a trail in Hong Kong’s rural New Territories when the python pounced.
Leaonard said: “I’m not sure exactly what I did but I kicked it and I tried to pull Poppy free. The snake was twisted around her, that was the problem.
“Somehow Poppy managed to get away and the python slithered away. It was all over in about a minute.”

PERVERTED Chris Langham was sentenced to ten-months in jail for downloading images of child pornography, where he will no doubt expect a big welcome from his fans in Cell Block D. Langham had claimed that the downloads were for research for his comedy Help, then stated he was looking at it because he was abused as a child, before finally settling on the excuse that he came across the images while looking to buy a cookery set on Ebay.
He will serve at least five months in Elmey Prison and can look forward to stacking shelves at his local Morrisons store and being pelted by angry passers-by when he is let out.

PUPILS will set their own homework, mark it, then decide what gets asked in exams, making this the best thing to happen to schoolkids since caning was banned.
As teachers across the land celebrate at now officially having the cushiest jobs ever – earning a small fortune to do essentially fuck all - exam chiefs claim their harebrained new scheme will “engage” kids in their lessons and help them to improve faster.
Perhaps unsurprisingly the plans were drawn up by the same geniuses who ditched Sir Winston Churchill from history lessons earlier this year.
With kids now organising their lesson plans in “skinning up” and “fingering birds behind the bike sheds,” it’s not surprising that the plans have not gone down too well with parents and opposition leaders alike.
Nick Seaton, chairman of the Campaign for Real Education, said: “This barmy idea will lead to more cheating and undermine teachers’ authority.” You reckon?

A GLAMOROUS raffle prize of two bars of soap and some bath oil has been won - by the Queen.
Organisers suspected a gag when they pulled out a winning ticket for the prize, worth a tenner, with “The Queen, Buckingham Palace” written on it.
But a fellow punter in the summer raffle at Fox Primary School in Notting Hill, West London revealed that the ticket was genuine.
Apparently a now lathered up Liz heard a courtier at Buckingham Palace, who has kids at the school, selling the raffle tickets to other workers and offered to buy some.
A source said: “I understand Her Majesty has been formally notified about her lucky win, but has not yet come to claim her prize.”
One parent said: “I enter this raffle every year and I’ve never won anything. It’s amazing that she won.”

GARDAI could be in the shit after a report by torture experts accused them of ill-treating prisoners.
The report was by the European Committee for the Prevention of Torture following their 12-day visit to Ireland last October, which included the inspection of nine Garda stations and five prisons.
Clearly the group felt the treatment of prisoners was more suited to Guantanamo Bay than Ireland as Gardai have had to remind officers that torture isn’t really acceptable in modern society (unless of course you happen to be an American).
With the public release of the report pending, a memo has been issued by a top officer urging Gardai to take it easy on cons.
The memo from Assistant Commissioner Nacie Rice said: “The CPT recommends that senior police officers remind their subordinates that the ill-treatment of detained persons is not acceptable and will be the subject of severe sanctions.”

U2’S plan to transform the famous Clarence Hotel is hanging in the balance - as the rock supergroup have not bothered to tell planning authorities about the project.
Unfamiliar with the notion that they can’t just do whatever the hell they want, Bono and the Edge say they want to turn the building in the heart of Dublin into “the most spectacular hotel in Europe” with a €150 million revamp that will include a hideous spaceship-like glass dome.
The group applied to Dublin City Council earlier in the year to give the hotel a face-lift but were asked to answer a number of questions about their controversial scheme which conservationists have called the “bastardisation” of the notorious hotel.
Obviously the group have been too busy trying to save the world in one way or another to continue with their plans as they’ve not replied to the council in nearly six months, leaving the future of the project uncertain.

BIG-HEARTED love-rat Colin Farrell splashed out on a new set of clothes for a Toronto tramp – although it’s not clear where he will keep them…
The star of Phone Booth – which is, ironically, the tramp’s main toilet - spent £1,000 on the hobo known as Stress, buying him a sleeping bag, underwear and even a vintage bottle of methylated spirits to celebrate.
Store manager Dave Mott said: “It was like they were best buddies. The homeless guy was going round grabbing stuff. Everything was top line.”
Stress told onlookers: “I’m all set up, this is my chance to get off the streets,” before shouting a string of nonsense at passers-by.
This was the second time Farrell has helped Stress out, four years ago Farrell took Stress in his limousine to a local radio station that was offering £1,000 to anyone who could get Farrell to the studio.

GIRLS ALOUD minx Cheryl Cole is getting dance lessons in gangland Compton for a new TV show.
The sexy Geordie was asked to pick an activity of her dreams and chose street dancing in South Central LA – maybe the pretty little thing didn’t quite understand the question.
She would do well to keep quiet the accusations made against her of racial abuse towards a toilet attendant – it’s unlikely that the Crips and the Bloods will be as forgiving as the group’s fan base of teenage girls and randy old men.
A friend of Cheryl’s said: “Ashley [Cole, her husband] is really worried. Compton is notorious for having a lot of crime and gang violence.”
Hopefully she’ll take her husband with her where he can tell gang members about how insulted he was by the derisory offer of £55k a week from Arsenal Football Club.

PIN-CUSHION Pete Doherty is to be a football manager as part of a new reality TV series.
The Babyshambles singer will be able to hire and fire players and the team will compete in a league – despite his problems, he would still be better than Steve McClaren.
A source at Zig Zag productions said: “Pete needs something to keep him on the straight and narrow. He loves football, so this could be just the tonic. Obviously we need to make sure he turns up to training.”
Managers are known for their furious tempers but when the commentator says “Doherty’s cracking up on the sidelines,” it will literally mean he’s smoking crack.
Maybe Pete will be from the more chilled out school of mangeers, such as Sven and Asrene Wenger, men of a relaxed disposition and few words - heroin does tend to have that effect on people.

PUG UGLY director Quentin Tarantino caught a lift in a lorry in Liverpool whilst in the country promoting new film Death Proof.
Watching Mr Blonde slicing off a copper’s ear in Reservoir Dogs must surely have been a picnic in the park compared to facing Britain’s two most dangerous groups at once – truckers and Scousers.
But Tarantino said he had a great experience: “Man, I had so much fun when I hitched a ride with this cool trucker dude. They were chanting my name so I gave them a wave and we started talking. I told them I was waiting for my driver and the trucker said he would give me a lift.”
He also said that: “Liverpool people are really friendly” – though he may change his mind when he finds his original copy of Pulp Fiction missing and 100,000 bootleg copies being sold on Bootle High Street.

MODERN-DAY version of Snow, Kevin Federline, was seen getting comfortable with former Baywatch “actress” and Playboy model Traci Bingham.
Despite looking like he should be on Jerry Springer berating his mum for sleeping with his step-brother, the “rapper,” laughably nicknamed K-Fed, seems to have his pick of gorgeous women, with Bingham following his marriage to a then-fit Britney Spears
Federline and Spears are currently in a custody battle over their sons, with neither wishing to give up their partying lifestyle for the mundane task of raising a child.

STUNNING bad girl Angelina Jolie admitted to going to Disneyland – while tripping off her sexy head.
The little minx said that she went to the theme park having taken LSD - bet the idea of a self-confessed sex addict on acid is not quite the image Disney are wishing to project.
“I remember taking LSD before I went to Disneyland. I started thinking about Mickey Mouse being a short, middle-aged man in a costume who hates life,” though this could be a flashback of her visit to Michael Jackson’s ranch.
She also admitted to trying “every drug possible,” but did not enjoy cannabis: “I’ve done coke, heroin, ecstasy, LSD, everything. But the one that had the worst effect for me was pot. I felt silly and giggly and I hate feeling like that.”

SATAN worshiping loonball Marilyn Manson says he’s desperate for a part in Spider-Man: The Musical.
Manson is a huge fan of the web slinging superhero and has begged the director for a role in the upcoming Broadway show.
Director Julie Taymor said: “Marilyn just asked me if he could have a part in Spiderman. The funny thing is, he really liked the music on my new movie.”
Taymor is also working on a musical with Bono, the plot is said to revolve around a Messiah like Irishman who teaches an ignorant and selfish world that the only way to improve their wretched lives in to be as generous and caring as him.

BRITNEY SPEARS went on a massive bender just hours after being told to curb her wild ways or face losing her kids by a judge in her custody battle.
The one-woman disaster-zone continued - who begs the question, just where is rock bottom? – went out on the piss despite strict warnings on her behaviour, as her and ex-hubby Kevin Federline fight for custody of their sprogs.
An onlooker said: “If there was a time to stay at home and lay low, this was it.
“It still hasn’t hit home she could lose her children. She certainly wasn’t acting like she was meant to be on her best behaviour.”
The formerly fit Britney has also been told to undergo twice weekly drug tests to prove she’s a fit mother.
With Brit having spent the past six months coked out of her head we expect K-Fed shouldn’t have too much to worry about. Either way the poor rug rats really don’t stand a chance do they?

EWAN MCGREGOR says there is no way he will appear in Porno.
But Obi-Wan has not yet ruled our joining the dark side of the smut world – merely rejecting a role in the Trainspotting sequel Porno.
McGregor has refused to reprise his legendary role as Renton in the follow-up because he doesn’t rate the book. He said: “I really don’t think I will do Porno because I didn’t like the book as much.
“I thought the author, Irvine Welsh, kind of wrote a sequel to the film in a way, instead of writing a sequel to his novel.”
The Moulin Rouge star continued: “I’ve always said that I loved Trainspotting so much that it would be a terrible thing to damage it by making a poor sequel.”

SAUCY Scandinavian Scarlett Johansson has claimed that she is “too young” to get married to boyfriend Ryan Reynolds.
Not surprisingly, 30-year-old Reynolds is crazy about Scarlett and wants to tie her down as soon as possible – especially as his last engagement was to leather-faced “intellectual” Alanis Morrisette.
But a friend of the blonde bombshell said: “Ryan has been dropping hints about wedding plans but Scarlett put him in his place quickly. She feels too young to tie the knot.”
Unfortunately, despite the marriage snub they are still together, with Scarlett even forgiving him for inflicting Van Wilder: Party Liaison upon us.

MOCKNEY pop star Lily Allen had her credit card declined at the Chanel shop.
The never publicity shy singer was trying to purchase a dress when she received the rejection, which is said to have occurred because Mastercard security personnel believed that the card had been stolen as it was not being used in an off licence.
Lily said: “It should have been a classy moment, me walking into Chanel - but in typical Lily Allen style, I managed to make a pig’s ear out of it.
“My credit card was rejected, and then when I tried to call the bank the battery on my phone ran out.”

DEMI MOORE has blamed her career nosedive on being too good-looking.
Far from starring in turkeys like Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle and Striptease being to blame, she claims it is her attractive (though diminishing) looks that are the cause of her lack of decent roles recently.
Demi said: “ I felt like, well, they don’t know what to do with me. I’m not 20. Not 30. But I’m certainly different from what most people feel someone in her 40s should be.”
Slightly worringly for 12-year-old husband Ashton Kutcher, Demi also spoke of how great her ex-husband Bruce Willis is: “Bruce is a wonderful father. He’s present and he’s involved.”
“It is in a very different form than the traditional dad, but I feel that my children have a father who is present, so they don’t need someone to replace him.”

EGOTISTICAL rapper Kanye West looks to have put even more egotistical 50 Cent out of a job by beating him in their now infamous sales war.
Bullet-riddled Fiddy was so confident of outselling Kanye when they both released albums on the same day that he said if West sold more records than him he’d no longer make music.
But West’s effort, Graduation, has rocketed to the top of the charts in the UK ahead of Fiddy’s Curtis.
West also outsold rap’s hard-man in the States, meaning Fiddy has some serious back-pedalling to do if he doesn’t want to return to his old life of selling crack on the streets of New York.

THE EVER charming Sex Pistols have announced they are to reform for a one-off gig in London – making them about the 60th “supergroup” in the last 12 months to do so.
The punksters will play The Brixton Academy in November which will be their first gig since 2002.
Frontman John Lydon explained: “Maybe it’s because we’re all Londoners, but there would be no Sex Pistols without dear old London town. From London Bridge to The Rose And Crown, all of Britain is welcome so come on down.” A campaign is being launched by NME to get the group’s famous God Save The Queen to number one.

RIB-REMOVING popster Prince is trying to sue monster website YouTube over unauthorised use of his music.
The Purple One says he is launching the legal action in a bid to “reclaim his art on the internet.” So it has absolutely nothing to do with wanting to make a shit load of cash then?
”These are steps that the ever innovative Prince is taking to reclaim his art on the internet,” a spokesman for the star said. “Prince has showed time and time again he is ready to challenge the system in new ways to put artists and music first.” He’s always putting the little guy first – perhaps because he is only 3ft tall himself.

THE REUNION of rock legends Led Zeppelin for a one off London gig has caused nothing short of havoc on the internet as fans scramble to get tickets.
Demand for tickets to the Tribute To Ahmet Ertegun show, which will see the band reform on November 26th, became a phenomenon with 80,000 fans a minute attempting to register for tickets on-line.
In one day the site for the show, www.ahmettribute.com, had around 120 million hits and well over 25 million people have applied for tickets.
The show at the O2 Arena will hold 20,000 fans, paying £125 each, with allocations decided by a ballot.
The gig will feature UK artists guided in their careers by Ertegun, the founder of Atlantic Records, who died last year.
Also performing will be Pete Townshend, Bill Wyman and the Rhythm Kings. Foreigner and Paolo Nutini.

DIRTY old pervert Sting spent the night in one of Germany’s most notorious brothels after a Police reunion concert.
Perhaps searching for his elusive Roxanne, the walking ego was caught leaving the Relax nightclub in Hamburg, which reputedly specialises in tantric sex whores.
Photographs of the singer leaving the establishment in his silver SUV have surfaced around the world. Every step you take, we’ll be watching you. But Sting’s publicist said: “Sting and his wife Trudie Styler have always been open about their interest in strip clubs… It is nothing he would be ashamed of.” She sounds like the best missus ever.  

EMINEM is coming out of his rumoured retirement and will start making music again.
The greatest white rapper since Vanilla Ice upstaged his soon to be dole-seeking protégé 50 Cent by announcing the news while Fiddy was being interviewed for a radio show in New York. Fiddy was speaking to Hot 97 DJ Angie Martinez when Eminem made a surprise call to the station to announce he is working on a new album.
With friends like these, who needs deadly East v West Coast gangster feuds?
Wondering how many more love/hate songs he can milk out of on/off wife Kim, Eminem said: “It feels good right now, the energy of the label. For a while, I didn’t want to go back to the studio. “I went through some personal things. I’m coming out of those personal things.”

WALKING disgrace Pete Doherty is set to move in with Pogues singer Shane MacGowan when he gets out of rehab.
It would not take Betty Ford herself to realise that moving in with one of the worst alcoholics of all time might not be the very best way of staying sober.
Pete told friends he will be moving into MacGowan’s flat above the Boogaloo Bar in Highgate – it is unlikely that having a boozer downstairs is entirely recommended by The Priory.
Doherty is currently undergoing treatment by court order and the Babyshambles singer will surely be helped by the influence of MacGowan who will know where to score the cheapest crack and heroin for when Pete falls inevitably relapses – no doubt within an hour of leaving the centre. On the plus side, at least Pete won’t have to worry about his girlfriend running off with his flat-mate.

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For Children 4 and up…

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Giant CRX-4

In my effort to loose weight and try and get fit I have bought a new bike. The weather has been getting really nice and I would prefer to ride than drive.

Me Ruth

Me and my friend Ruth took a ride down to Brighton…had a great day. Caught up with Lou later on for a few drinks at the Prince and ended up at the Greyhound.

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Shay & Michael’s Birthday

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Somer, Cush & Shay

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After college I went into St Kilda to meet everyone for Shay & Michael’s Birthday…was great to see everyone.

Was supposed to go to my friend Jose’s party afterwards but unfortunately lost track of the time.

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Feeling Very Old

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Sam & Annie

Sam & Baby Annie

When I think of my nephews, I think of them as babies…like my favourite cousin Natalie’s daughter Annie (in the picture above with my nephew Sam).

This month Sam started High School…and this has sparked off all these bells in my head that I am getting old. I never usually feel old, but for the last few days I have been feeling it.

Sam, you are getting so big, I hope you are enjoying your new school (don’t loose your bus pass again)…I think Gran is lost not picking you up from school.

Jake, George, Paul & Sam

Jake (I hope the wind doesn’t change the next time you pull that face), George, Paul (my cousin) and Sam

Jacob & George, I hope you liked the iPods I sent you both. Natalie, Annie is so beautiful, she looks just like you :)

Dad & Annie

Great (that title is bound to give him a big head) Uncle Tony (my Dad) & Baby Annie

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